So me being me, I frequently will think about strange things and make weird little notes in my head. I’m sure you all do the same, I’m just more willing to admit it. So I’m going to start with these mini-posts to get you thinking, get me thinking, possibly make someone laugh in the process, [...]
Archive for January, 2009
A Random, Weird, and Possibly Offensive Observation…RWaPOO #1
Posted in RWaPOOs, tagged chair, freshly, handicap, jews, observation, offensive, orange, orangejews, possibly, race, Random, rwapoo, scooter, sexy, squeezed, weird, wheel on January 30, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Beer Review 11: Long Trail Double Bag
Posted in Beer Reviews, tagged alcohol, ale, american, bag, beer, brew, celebration, double, drink, drunk, freshly, gumby, hop, hoppy, jew, jews, long, orange, orangejews, squeezed, strong, trail on January 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So it ends up that I’m still alive, regardless of what my lack of blog activity suggests. You have to excuse me for not writing anything recently, I’ve just been in a weird funk and have been trying to sort out “Evan things”. I’m not totally there yet, but maybe writing another article will be [...]
To Beard or Not to Beard
Posted in Random, tagged beard, face, facial, freshly, hair, hobo, homeless, jew, jews, orange, orangejews, sexy, squeezed on January 19, 2009 | 4 Comments »
This isn’t much of a post, I just wanted to check in and prove that I’m still alive. But after a disappointing loss which will not be talked about nor even linked to, I decided that I needed to shave off the beard. I’m not gonna lie, I think I was being really rash, but [...]
The Whopper Sacrifice
Posted in Food, Random, tagged application, bun, burger, cheese, facebook, fast, Food, freshly, friend, ham, hamburger, jew, jews, king, onion, orange, orangejews, pickle, seed, sesame, squeezed, whopper on January 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I swear, most Facebook applications are dumb as crap. But I will admit, I definitely like a few of them and have benefited from them (Remember Food Friendzy? I was the 7th most paid person on all of Facebook. Yeah-yuh!), but really, some of them are just getting ridiculous.
So now, Burger King has come up [...]
Beer Review 9: Battle of the Chocolates
Posted in Beer Reviews, tagged alcohol, ale, battle, beer, Beer Reviews, Black, brew, brewski, brooklyn, charlie, chocolate, dark, double, drink, drunk, freshly, hop, hoppy, imperial, jew, jews, milk, orange, orangejews, russian, sexy, squeezed, stout, sweet, the, unicorn, young's on January 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Ahh beer…how I’ve missed reviewing you. Finally, I’ve got another beer review for you to savor. I’ve been fortunate enough to try a bunch of beers since my last review, so I’m pretty happy in terms of the beverage situation. Other than a few crappy beers I drank in Israel solely because they were dirt [...]
A Funny Co-op Memory
Posted in Random, tagged attack, boobs, email, freshly, funny, heart, jew, jews, office, orange, orangejews, squeezed, work on January 7, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Today in my marketing class we had to pretty much talk about our life story because the teacher required it. Definitely awkward but also funny and really enjoyable to see how people reacted to it. Other than the one kid that looked like he was going to attack the professor for touching his shoulder while [...]
A Letter to the NFL God(s)
Posted in Sports, tagged bowl, cowboys, dallas, eagles, East, freshly, funny, giants, god, jew, jews, letter, MLB, new, nfc, NFL, orange, orangejews, philadelphia, phillies, Philly, playoffs, playoffs? you don't talk about the playoffs!, religion, Sports, squeezed, super, superbowl, york on January 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dear NFL God(s)-
Let me preface by stating that I’m not being greedy, I’m just trying to make up for lost time for this city. Unlike your god relatives, I do talk to you a fair amount of the time and feel that I’ve created a solid relationship with you. As you’ve probably noticed over the [...]
The Middle East Situation
Posted in Random, Rants and Philosophical Thoughts, tagged battle, blood, cnn, current, death, die, East, event, events, fighting, freshly, hamas, jew, jews, kill, media, middle, news, orange, orangejews, palestine, peace, protest, situation, squeezed, war on January 3, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I feel weird writing about this since I just got back from Israel, but I think I need to just say something about it. I’m obviously slightly biased, but rather than claiming what needs to happen, I just wanted to criticize the major news sources.
So if for some reason you’ve been oblivious to the world [...]
