As a guy I really don’t know too much about the world of bras. I mean, they’re cool I guess and they do accentuate the goodies (unless you’re into that National Geographic look – I know you people exist), but ultimately, I look at them as just one more thing that’s getting between me and my goal. Well, that is until now.
Supposedly, a company called Lisca just created the “smart memory bra” – a bra that morphs based on the wearer’s sexual attraction at any given moment. If the wearer is attracted to someone and correspondingly their body temperature rises (which is a common side effect when you’re around furry man beasts such as myself), the bra will push one’s love bags up, creating a natural “push up” look. As their sexual attractiveness decreases, the breasticles will go back to normal and the cleave will retract.
Wow...that's a nice bra...yeah.....
To me, this is a win-win-win situation (man, do I love The Office). Let’s analyze this:
The ladies who wear this bra can look good for the men that they want. Sweet stuff, now you girls can attract the guys that you actually want. At the same time, us men who are horrible at picking up hints (guilty) now have a new way of catching the drift. And lastly, those of us who love the sport of motor boating can enjoy the show if you’re randomly a little sweaty. Booya! Now that’s what I’m talking about! I’d say that they should make some similar for men and underwear but I’m just not gonna go there. I’m comfortable with my sexuality and all but there’s a certain point where it’s just too much to handle.
Ladies: here’s the link to buy the bra, just make sure you show me how it works. Please….
Guys: here’s the link to the random magnified look of the bra…holy crap…
I suppose you’ll be wearing this one yourself since it sounds like you’re a forward-thinking kind of douche. Just don’t let your mom catch you in it when she comes down to the basement.
And no, there is no magical bra that can tell you a woman is attracted to you. But since you don’t seem to into the ladies since you have to tell them about your unfortunate faggotry, that shouldn’t be an issue. *sigh*
God I hate the internet this isn’t even worth it. Not fun. You’re boring.
First off, my mom will be helping me size this bra for me, so there will be no need to be hiding in the basement. Oh, and it’s funny, I wrote this post just to come out! So I guess it served it’s purpose. Case closed; the day is saved!
On a serious note, don’t read if you don’t like. No one is forcing you to check out my blog…and if there is, I’d like to meet the sad, sad person.
I’m pretty sure they already have a guy version of this…it’s called a penis.
Anyway, another fun thing about this is like if you’re really angry and you’re yelling at your boyfriend and you’re getting all hot and perturbed then your boobs push up and maybe he’ll get distracted and you win the fight. Or maybe you just start having sex. Right on.
<3 you Evan some of us actually have lives and only read the blogs we enjoy at 5 am.
Haha, I love where your head is at…this is why we’re friends.
Weeee! 5 AM is better than no AM