So I’m sure most people already have seen this video but just in case, I had to share: Let’s set something straight: I am NOT a baby person. The whole crying, crapping, pissing thing over and over again gets a bit old for me. And let’s face it, the idea of baby Evans running around [...]
Archive for the ‘Random’ Category
All the Single Babies
Posted in Random, tagged all, babies, baby, beyonce, cute, dance, freshly, jew, jews, ladies, orange, orangejews, single, squeezed, the on September 28, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Return from the Dead
Posted in Random on September 22, 2009 | 1 Comment »
So I’ve decided after several blogless months that this was way too much fun for me to completely stop. I know what you’re thinking “Evan, we thought you were dead! Blah blah blah blah!” But now that I’m in grad school and I’ve got nothing to do during the day (MLIA), I decided I should [...]
The Best Bra Ever
Posted in Random, tagged attraction, boob, boobs, bra, breasts, cleavage, freshly, geographic, girl, hot, jew, jews, lisca, memory, national, orange, orangejews, Random, sexual, sexy, smart, squeezed on May 18, 2009 | 6 Comments »
As a guy I really don’t know too much about the world of bras. I mean, they’re cool I guess and they do accentuate the goodies (unless you’re into that National Geographic look – I know you people exist), but ultimately, I look at them as just one more thing that’s getting between me and [...]
Zombie Obsession/Left 4 Dead Review
Posted in Random, Video Games, tagged 4, apocalypse, awesome, dead, first, four, freshly, games, jew, jews, left, left 4 dead, nerd, nerdgasm, obsession, orange, orangejews, person, review, shooter, squeezed, valve, video, zombie on April 21, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Wow…you know you don’t write enough when you forgot you changed your blog’s theme…holy crapasaurus, I can’t believe some of you people are still loyal to me! I’m still in a weird life transition these days, which is my only explanation for not writing much. But anywho, I thought I’d talk about this random obsession [...]
Pushing the reset button
Posted in Random, tagged freshly, jew, jews, orange, orangejews, squeezed on March 31, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So this week off actually did an excellent job of helping me get a grip of things. I ended up kicking ass on the GMATs and got my first 4.0 term GPA ever, so that’s pretty awesome/nerdy. But this spring I’ll be pushing the reset button on life and hope to start anew. Although I’m [...]
Facebook Tagging Trend
Posted in Random, Rants and Philosophical Thoughts, tagged beer, cards, dumb, facebook, freshly, funny, greetings, hallmark, jew, jews, media, orange, orangejews, Philly, picture, rant, squeezed, tag, tagging, trend, week, weird on March 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
So I really do suck – I’m having troubles staying on top of myself in terms of writing new articles often. I gotta start doing it, so seriously, yell at me about it! This is my first article being written on my first Evan-built compooper though, so that’s pretty neato. Anyway, I truly am going [...]
To Beard or Not to Beard
Posted in Random, tagged beard, face, facial, freshly, hair, hobo, homeless, jew, jews, orange, orangejews, sexy, squeezed on January 19, 2009 | 4 Comments »
This isn’t much of a post, I just wanted to check in and prove that I’m still alive. But after a disappointing loss which will not be talked about nor even linked to, I decided that I needed to shave off the beard. I’m not gonna lie, I think I was being really rash, but [...]
The Whopper Sacrifice
Posted in Food, Random, tagged application, bun, burger, cheese, facebook, fast, Food, freshly, friend, ham, hamburger, jew, jews, king, onion, orange, orangejews, pickle, seed, sesame, squeezed, whopper on January 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I swear, most Facebook applications are dumb as crap. But I will admit, I definitely like a few of them and have benefited from them (Remember Food Friendzy? I was the 7th most paid person on all of Facebook. Yeah-yuh!), but really, some of them are just getting ridiculous. So now, Burger King has come [...]
A Funny Co-op Memory
Posted in Random, tagged attack, boobs, email, freshly, funny, heart, jew, jews, office, orange, orangejews, squeezed, work on January 7, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Today in my marketing class we had to pretty much talk about our life story because the teacher required it. Definitely awkward but also funny and really enjoyable to see how people reacted to it. Other than the one kid that looked like he was going to attack the professor for touching his shoulder while [...]
The Middle East Situation
Posted in Random, Rants and Philosophical Thoughts, tagged battle, blood, cnn, current, death, die, East, event, events, fighting, freshly, hamas, jew, jews, kill, media, middle, news, orange, orangejews, palestine, peace, protest, situation, squeezed, war on January 3, 2009 | 2 Comments »
I feel weird writing about this since I just got back from Israel, but I think I need to just say something about it. I’m obviously slightly biased, but rather than claiming what needs to happen, I just wanted to criticize the major news sources. So if for some reason you’ve been oblivious to the [...]
