Comments for Freshly Squeezed Jew http://orangejews.wordpress.com mmm, delicious. Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:24:15 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 Comment on Prescription for eye lashes?! by The Matzo Ball http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/10/01/prescription-for-eye-lashes/#comment-186 The Matzo Ball Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:24:15 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=794#comment-186 That's definitely crazy my man. Luckily, you don't need it because you're a sexy beast. That’s definitely crazy my man. Luckily, you don’t need it because you’re a sexy beast.

]]> Comment on Return from the Dead by joosiepoo http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/09/22/return-from-the-dead/#comment-176 joosiepoo Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:08:25 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=772#comment-176 omg i can't believe i finally visited your blog and saw a title other than "the best bra ever"...lots of excitement. I really enjoy zombie Evan. You should bring him around more often. You should also call me. omg i can’t believe i finally visited your blog and saw a title other than “the best bra ever”…lots of excitement.

I really enjoy zombie Evan. You should bring him around more often.

You should also call me.

]]> Comment on The Best Bra Ever by Ev http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/the-best-bra-ever/#comment-151 Ev Fri, 29 May 2009 01:40:51 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-151 Haha, I love where your head is at...this is why we're friends. Weeee! 5 AM is better than no AM Haha, I love where your head is at…this is why we’re friends.

Weeee! 5 AM is better than no AM

]]> Comment on The Best Bra Ever by joosiepoo http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/the-best-bra-ever/#comment-150 joosiepoo Fri, 29 May 2009 00:28:55 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-150 I'm pretty sure they already have a guy version of this...it's called a penis. Anyway, another fun thing about this is like if you're really angry and you're yelling at your boyfriend and you're getting all hot and perturbed then your boobs push up and maybe he'll get distracted and you win the fight. Or maybe you just start having sex. Right on. <3 you Evan some of us actually have lives and only read the blogs we enjoy at 5 am. I’m pretty sure they already have a guy version of this…it’s called a penis.

Anyway, another fun thing about this is like if you’re really angry and you’re yelling at your boyfriend and you’re getting all hot and perturbed then your boobs push up and maybe he’ll get distracted and you win the fight. Or maybe you just start having sex. Right on.

<3 you Evan some of us actually have lives and only read the blogs we enjoy at 5 am.

]]> Comment on RWaPOO 2 by Ev http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/rwapoo-2/#comment-147 Ev Mon, 18 May 2009 13:30:48 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=681#comment-147 Woot! Another comment from you! One word: parody. I suggest you learn to relax; these posts aren't meant to be taken so seriously. As for me going into stand-up, you're probably right. But that's cool, I'll find something that I can rock at. KBYE! Oh and P.S. - my reproductive system is not in my butt. I mean, there's all kind of stuff in there that I'd prefer to keep (minus the poo) but even with the X-Wing up there, I can make babies. Woot! Another comment from you!

One word: parody. I suggest you learn to relax; these posts aren’t meant to be taken so seriously. As for me going into stand-up, you’re probably right. But that’s cool, I’ll find something that I can rock at. KBYE!

Oh and P.S. – my reproductive system is not in my butt. I mean, there’s all kind of stuff in there that I’d prefer to keep (minus the poo) but even with the X-Wing up there, I can make babies.

]]> Comment on The Best Bra Ever by Ev http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/the-best-bra-ever/#comment-146 Ev Mon, 18 May 2009 13:15:53 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-146 First off, my mom will be helping me size this bra for me, so there will be no need to be hiding in the basement. Oh, and it's funny, I wrote this post just to come out! So I guess it served it's purpose. Case closed; the day is saved! On a serious note, don't read if you don't like. No one is forcing you to check out my blog...and if there is, I'd like to meet the sad, sad person. First off, my mom will be helping me size this bra for me, so there will be no need to be hiding in the basement. Oh, and it’s funny, I wrote this post just to come out! So I guess it served it’s purpose. Case closed; the day is saved!

On a serious note, don’t read if you don’t like. No one is forcing you to check out my blog…and if there is, I’d like to meet the sad, sad person.

]]> Comment on RWaPOO 2 by erislyte http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/02/09/rwapoo-2/#comment-145 erislyte Mon, 18 May 2009 09:15:01 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=681#comment-145 Abortion is so fun that women choose to get them all the time. Abortions =/= Star Wars fun tiemz. Asshole. Your future in stand-up is non-existent. This is a serious issue. Get our head out of your ass. Or rather put that X-Wing shooter up there and destroy your chances of reproducing. Abortion is so fun that women choose to get them all the time. Abortions =/= Star Wars fun tiemz. Asshole. Your future in stand-up is non-existent.

This is a serious issue. Get our head out of your ass. Or rather put that X-Wing shooter up there and destroy your chances of reproducing.

]]> Comment on The Best Bra Ever by erislyte http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/the-best-bra-ever/#comment-144 erislyte Mon, 18 May 2009 09:03:42 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=768#comment-144 I suppose you'll be wearing this one yourself since it sounds like you're a forward-thinking kind of douche. Just don't let your mom catch you in it when she comes down to the basement. And no, there is no magical bra that can tell you a woman is attracted to you. But since you don't seem to into the ladies since you have to tell them about your unfortunate faggotry, that shouldn't be an issue. *sigh* God I hate the internet this isn't even worth it. Not fun. You're boring. I suppose you’ll be wearing this one yourself since it sounds like you’re a forward-thinking kind of douche. Just don’t let your mom catch you in it when she comes down to the basement.

And no, there is no magical bra that can tell you a woman is attracted to you. But since you don’t seem to into the ladies since you have to tell them about your unfortunate faggotry, that shouldn’t be an issue. *sigh*

God I hate the internet this isn’t even worth it. Not fun. You’re boring.

]]> Comment on Evan-Made Chili by Evan-Made Pizza Bites « Freshly Squeezed Jew http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2008/11/18/evan-made-chili/#comment-142 Evan-Made Pizza Bites « Freshly Squeezed Jew Wed, 13 May 2009 13:56:03 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=412#comment-142 [...] good and would serve perfectly as finger food for guests before cooking them some of your “Evan-Made Chili“. Next time I’ll just make a pizza though, I have a feeling that would turn out [...] [...] good and would serve perfectly as finger food for guests before cooking them some of your “Evan-Made Chili“. Next time I’ll just make a pizza though, I have a feeling that would turn out [...]

]]> Comment on Zombie Obsession/Left 4 Dead Review by Emily http://orangejews.wordpress.com/2009/04/21/zombie-obsessionleft-4-dead-review/#comment-138 Emily Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:37:45 +0000 http://orangejews.wordpress.com/?p=730#comment-138 Evan, I would normally respond to something like this with "You need a life!" however i only had one thought once i got to the end of your post...Shaun of the Dead!!!!! I absolutely love that movie and when you recognized the awesome skills you would have if there ever was a zombie apocalypse i immediately thought of you running around in a white shirt, striped tie, and black pants trying to get to a pub for safety lol. My brothers are ridiculous video gamers except they play each other in certain games then pause the game to yell at each other/ beat each other up when one gets killed or whatever. They are too intense about it. Loved your post, keep them commin! Evan,

I would normally respond to something like this with “You need a life!” however i only had one thought once i got to the end of your post…Shaun of the Dead!!!!! I absolutely love that movie and when you recognized the awesome skills you would have if there ever was a zombie apocalypse i immediately thought of you running around in a white shirt, striped tie, and black pants trying to get to a pub for safety lol.

My brothers are ridiculous video gamers except they play each other in certain games then pause the game to yell at each other/ beat each other up when one gets killed or whatever. They are too intense about it.

Loved your post, keep them commin!

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